Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Walking Dead You DON'T Want Them in Your House!


What If They Have Been In Your House for Months and You Haven't Even Known Till Last Night.....When You Heard a Noise .. Then Banging... Growling


Now - Tonight The Kids are Crying and Your Wife is Screaming at You...
Your Wife URGING you to " Go Up There and Check...
You Stop
"NO WAY MAN... I've SEEN ALL Those Movies I'M NOT GETTING MY BRAINS ATE!!!"

Your Wife Reassures You "Hun you're scaring the kids.."

You say while Talking in a Little Boy I Don't WANNA Voice, Looking Down at the Floor as You Kick Your Feet "It's Dark Up There... Don't Wanna Right Now... OK...Can't We at Least Wait till Morning I'll Take Us To a Hotel...Hey Kids Who want to go to the Comfort Inn...YAY!!!"

THE KIDS CHEERED, but YOUR WIFE Hands You a Flashlight and Baseball Bat and Shoves You Toward The Ladder Of The Attic Hatch.

"Darling GET YOUR ASS UP THERE AND check IT OUT NOW.. Dear!!!"
Your Wife Turns to The Kids "It's OK Kids Daddy's Going Up In The Attic RIGHT NOW and get rid of those Scary Monsters - AREN'T YOU DADDY?"
she leans in - whispers "BE A MAN A GET UP THERE!@"

Now With your little Boy I didn't get my own way stomp you turn toward the ladder "FINE THEN I'LL GO, AS LEAST I'LL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING THAT IF I DO HAVE MY BRAINS EATEN BY THE LIVING DEAD THAT ARE UP THERE WANTING TOO POUNCE. THAT AFTER THEY EAT MY BRAINS I'M COMING DOWN TO EAT YOURS!!!" Then you Look Back giving her a - So There - GO TO HELL VIXEN Look.

The Kids Jumping Up and Down, Clapping and Cheering You on
" Go Get The Dead guys Daddy!!!"

He Turns to Climb up the Ladder Looking Down at the Rungs Trying to Figure Out How to Get Up With Your Hands Full.

You Put One Foot on a Rung

Flashlight in One Hand with Elbow on on Rail and Baseball Bat In The Other.
You Make Your Way Up the Ladder.

Concentrating so hard on not falling that you forgot what you were going up there for...

- The Growling Has Gotten Louder SOUNDING LIKE A RABID SNARLING WILD BEAST

-BUT Your Not Paying Attention And Haven't Realised That There's Movement At The Attic Hatch Right - Above - Your - Head!!!

You on Your Elbows Holding Your flashlight and Baseball Bat (tongue sticking out cause you're trying so hard) all proud of your self that you made it up the ladder. "LOOK I MADE IT" YOU GRINNED. "WHAT THE?"

FINALLY - YOU'VE - LOOKED - UP ONLY TO BE STARRING IN TO SCARY RED ORANGE GLOWING EYES - Coming out from the Pitch Black Attic - GROWLING DIRECTLY AT YOU!!!!!!

IT STRIKES A CLAW THROUGH THE FLESH OF YOUR CHEEK!

THE RACCOON GRABS THE FLASHLIGHT

Screw the Flashlight........

You're Scrambling like Fred Flintstone not to Fall. You Grab for the Ladder - The Claws Come Out of the Dark again YOU SMACK THEM AWAY WITH THE BAT!!

"It's a Raccoon HOLY SHIT IT'S A RACCOON!"

The Raccoon Grabs the Bat Out of Your Hands!

"HOLY SHIT THE RACCOON JUST GRABBED THE THE BAT!!! HE TOOK MY BAT!!!"

"F&** THIS!!!" YOU JUMP OF THE LADDER fold it up and SLAMMED THE HATCH SHUT!!!

"OK WE NEED TO CALL SOMEONE... MAYBE A PRIEST - That Thing is Possessed and Now It's armed and I Think It Has Reinforcements"

FIND OUT TOMORROW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DEMON RACCOONS LIVING IN THE ATTIC!

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Monday, February 25, 2013

MARSHSAL'S LAW ON SKUNKS, RATS, MICE, RACCOONS IN MISSISSAUGA ONTARIO


FIRE HAZZARD:

TURNED OUT TO BE MURPHY'S LAW ON WHAT NOT TO DO...Just save your self the Time and Aggravation
If you have a SKUNK Call @AnimalsGetOut  Services
(226) 600-5597
Save Yourself the Headache I had...
Ken Stevens, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

I set a trap to catch a Skunk...

I caught a Rat....

That Struck Me as Bizarre as I didn't know I had a Rat...

I figured it was Just a Stray Rat But as a Precaution That Night I Set Two Traps:

  1. one live trap for the skunk - that was stink stinking the place up - outside in my back yard beside my shed where I thought it was living.
  2. the second humane live RAT TRAP i got from canadian tire no neck breakers my wife was freaking as it was...

i caught a mouse in the house and the bait i had used was gone from the outside trap...GREAT....

  1. SO I HAVE A SKUNK THAT WONT' GO NEAR THE TRAP
  2. RATS THAT ARE STEALING BY BAIT FROM THE SKUNK 'S
  3. AND NOW I HAVE MICE I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT THE TRAPS WERE GIVING ME ANIMALS!!!

SO TONIGHT I SET..

  1. MOUSE TRAPS FOR THE MICE
  2. RESET THE RAT TRAP AND ADDED SOME MORE
  3. AND I RESET THE SKUNK TRAP I HAD AND ADDED ANOTHER

I WAS SURE I WAS GOING TO HIT THE JACK POT AND CLEAN HOUSE. I WAS GOING TO TRAP THEM ALL.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND I SEE THE SKUNK IS OUT EATING MY DOG'S FOOD....

WHAT'S THAT WALKING UP?......

NO WAY... YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME......

IT'S A RACCOON!!!!!!

THIS WAS THE POINT WHERE I SAID " THAT'S IT I QUIT I'M NOT THE TRAPPING KING... DANA GO ONLINE AND FIND SOMEONE TO GET THESE G-D ANIMALS OUT OF HERE NOW!!!"

DANA CALLED THIS GREAT PEST CONTROL COMPANY -
@AnimalsGetOut - MISSISSAUAGA WILDLIFE REMOVAL SERVICES

They came out and did a free house and attic inspection.

When they were done they told me how ALL of my critter had been getting in and around my house and property.

  1. @AnimalsGetOut GAVE ME A REASONABLE PRICE
  2. @AnimalsGetOut GOT MOST OF THE WORK DONE IMMEDIATELY - THEY CAPPED, SEALED ANIMAL PROOFED MY HOUSE - AND INSTALLED ONE WAY DOORS AND SET PROPER TRAPS FOR THE MICE AND RATS.
  3. @AnimalsGetOut  CAUGHT MY SKUNK AND RACCOON AND SEALED AROUND MY SHED AND INSTALLED A ONE WAY DOOR JUST TO MAKE SURE THERE WERE NO MORE CRITTER UNDER THERE.
  4. @AnimalsGetOut  CAME BACK AND REMOVED THE ONE WAY DOORS AND SEALED UP THE FINAL EXIT HOLES AND DISINFECTED EVERYTHING
  5. AND THE WAS THE END OF MY ANIMAL PROBLEMS.

SO TAKE MY ADVICE SAVE YOUR SELF SOME TIME AND CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN CALL THESE GUYS NOW IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR RACCOONS, SKUNKS, RATS AND MICE.




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Saturday, February 23, 2013

I WOKE UP TO A RACCOON IN MY BATHROOM SINK!


I woke up this morning, half a sleep I climbed out of bed. As I walked to the bathroom I scratched my head - trying to remembering the weird dream I had last night...

It felt like My house was being invaded by something....
I remember hearing my dog barking and growling trying to protect me..
as i stepped out of the shower and turned around for my towel...
I thought

" I Don't Have A Dog... HOLY SHIT!!!"

"THERE'S A BLOODY RACCOON IN MY SINK!!!" Talk About Getting Freaked Right The Heck Out..

I live in the middle of Toronto how the heck do I get a raccoon in my bathroom sink?




Needless to say I backed out of the bathroom towel less - as the raccoon had just woke up from all of my ranting.

Once out of the bathroom I shut the door... then i wondered" what if there were more raccoons wandering around my house.

I grabbed the bat beside my bed and took a quick look around the rest of my bedroom and closet to make sure i didn't have any other critters hiding out.


"OK so as it stands right now I have a raccoon locked in my bathroom - I'm locked in my bedroom and I have no clue how many more there are..." Tom was now talking on his Smart Phone.

"What Do You Mean You Don't Take Care of Raccoons - My Home Has Been Invaded By Raccoons...."
"Your 911 Help Me!!!!!"Tom was loosing it.

"Sir if You Would Please Just Listen Too Me Right Now." The 911 Operator insisted
"Are you listening?" She Asked

"Yeah, Yes Mame" Tom said taking a deep breath in and out.

"Unfortunately, this is not a Police Matter .. I'm going to Personally Give You the Name of a Company that I Used to Get Rid of My Raccoons OK?" The officer said knowing it would be.

"Yes Mame that would be great wonderful - THANK YOU" Tom pleased he can finally put some clothes on.

"I'm sending it to your phone now - you should have a pic of his business card call him now he does emergency calls all the time for stuff like this. good luck"And the 911 operator signed off
After hanging up from 911 tom put some pants on and called ......................

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